"And when they ask us what we're doing, you can say, We're remembering...." (Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451)
Captions for each photo:1st pic:Bill: "Daisy, I know we're kinda sorta related and everything but if you make me spend two more seconds with that scumbag murderer boyfriend of yours, I'm gonna have to hurt somebody."2nd pic:Dinah: "Look kid I know things are rough, stuck out here freezing your balls off in Hooterville but don't take it out on me."3rd pic: Alan: "Son, you don't get it, I'm a psychotic murderer who gets away with everything because I'm rich. You can't just fall in love with the ex-daughter in law that I treat like dirt and get away with it." 4th pic:Marina: "Yes I am keenly aware that I just married the most boring dork I've ever met who's practically older than you are and that we're so desperate to never be alone together because our relationship is such a pathetic sham that we tried to force Daisy to live with us and now we're gonna impulsively try to adopt a baby to keep us busy and distracted from how creepy we are. OMG, what have I done?!"5th pic:Josh: "Yes, my ex-wife was aware that Mr. O'Neill had raped her sister and my ex-wife Olivia before she married him and got pregnant by him, but she had no idea that he would look quite that dorky in a santa hat. What can I say, Reva's always been a little shallow."
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