tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34343694.post6740737535028965103..comments2024-03-18T00:20:53.369-07:00Comments on <b>SOAP OPERA 451</b>: Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34343694.post-72913590862291308982008-12-31T19:14:00.000-08:002008-12-31T19:14:00.000-08:00Captions for each photo:1st pic:Bill: "Daisy, I kn...Captions for each photo:<BR/><BR/>1st pic:<BR/><BR/>Bill: "Daisy, I know we're kinda sorta related and everything but if you make me spend two more seconds with that scumbag murderer boyfriend of yours, I'm gonna have to hurt somebody."<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>2nd pic:<BR/><BR/>Dinah: "Look kid I know things are rough, stuck out here freezing your balls off in Hooterville but don't take it out on me."<BR/><BR/><BR/>3rd pic: <BR/><BR/>Alan: "Son, you don't get it, I'm a psychotic murderer who gets away with everything because I'm rich. You can't just fall in love with the ex-daughter in law that I treat like dirt and get away with it." <BR/><BR/><BR/>4th pic:<BR/><BR/>Marina: "Yes I am keenly aware that I just married the most boring dork I've ever met who's practically older than you are and that we're so desperate to never be alone together because our relationship is such a pathetic sham that we tried to force Daisy to live with us and now we're gonna impulsively try to adopt a baby to keep us busy and distracted from how creepy we are. OMG, what have I done?!"<BR/><BR/><BR/>5th pic:<BR/><BR/>Josh: "Yes, my ex-wife was aware that Mr. O'Neill had raped her sister and my ex-wife Olivia before she married him and got pregnant by him, but she had no idea that he would look quite that dorky in a santa hat. What can I say, Reva's always been a little shallow."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com