WOMEN PARTS

All right, people, let’s get this straight – I realize I’m an old fashioned guy. When a fellow sees himself as a cross between William Powell in “The Thin Man” series, Errol Flynn in “Don’t Bet on Blondes” (oh, how true, Errol, how true!) and Cary Grant in, well, every movie he's ever made – it becomes rather foolish to claim that one is a man of the 21st Century.

On the other hand, I don’t think you have to be stuck in a black and white screwball comedy from the 1930s to consider that women having babies for other women and their men while your own man stands around watching his woman swell up like the purple girl from “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” is… not usual.

Especially when its your woman who is the woman of the first part and you’re the man of the second part and, darn it, I want all my woman’s parts to myself!

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