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Henry Coleman: A Quip for All Seasons.

That isn’t actually what it says on my business cards – what it actually says is Henry Coleman: Insert Current Job Here -- but I’m pretty sure it’s how the good people of Oakdale, USA would describe me. On those occasions when they bother to think of me at all.

So, you know what, how about all those people who think I’m tres quick with the bon mot help me out and provide ol’ Hank with the right verbal comeback to Vienna’s losing a baby that she really wanted – and I didn’t.

What’s the politically correct, gender neutral, culturally sensitive response?

What exactly am I supposed to say?

Read more from Henry, here.