"And when they ask us what we're doing, you can say, We're remembering...." (Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451)
Frank - 'I finally find a woman that will agree to marry me after all these years and it turns out she's in love with her maid of honor.'
Frank -"No, No... wait. Natalia and Olivia? So- hmmmm. It all makes sense now."Doris-"Ya think?"
Doris: "Hey stupid, did you get your brain and your balls back yet?"
Doris: "What's that stamped on your face? ACME anvil?"
Frank- "Doris I have enough going on right now. What with my ex fiance falling for her best friend. Why must you keep wearing that jacket?
The cat eyed the mouse again, and for the briefest moment considered abandoning the game before engaging her prey. "Officer Cooper, how nice to see you again. Wanna arm wrestle?"
Aww...leave poor Frank alone.
Frank: No, Doris, now is NOT a good time for you to play Eddie Van Halen air guitar to "Hot for Olivia"...I...I mean "Hot for Teacher!"Doris: Ah, common, Frank, let's have a little fun! I'll even climb up on the bar!
"I know how you feel Frankie, I do...but really did you even think you had a chance against Olivia "freakin" Spencer?" I mean at least you have that in common with Natalia...
Doris: "You look beat Frank! Fancy going to a strip club with me?"Frank: "Oh god, not ANOTHER one....."
"You know, Frank, the right hat will camoufluge that nasty shiner. Just saying."
Do ya see? Do ya see now?
Come on, Frank, she is Olivia Freakin Spencer! You can't be that surprised!
doris- they finally dead bolted the doors at the farm house, huh?frank-yep
Oh, and one more thing, Frank...you're adopted.
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