ONE LIFE FOR ALL MY PURCHASES?

This review from Lit Chit Chat of The Man From Oakdale:

Once you acknowledge and embrace the fact that this is not going to be award winning writing, it is easy to get wrapped up in this missing persons mystery.... In this around-the-world caper, the authors manage to integrate multiple plots and a nice (if not highly predictable) little love story. Given that warm weather and beach season is just around the corner, I would recommend “The Man From Oakdale” as a delightfully lightweight beach read.

Made me think that, like fans of The Family Guy and Futurama who managed to bring their shows back from the dead, viewers of All My Children and One Life to Live might want to demonstrate their cumulative buying power to ABC by purchasing a few of the following products: