GUYS AND DOLLS... AND GUNS: ATWT STYLE

(With apologies to Frank Loesser)

When you see guy point a gun beneath the sky
You can bet that he's doing it for some doll
When you spot a Paul willing to risk a big fall
Chances are he's just doing it for a girl
Call it sad, call if funny
But it's better than even money
That this Craig's only doing it for a Meg
A Meg... A Meg...