Here in New York City, whether it's a winter storm or a summer heat wave (or vice versa), Lonnie Quinn is usually on the scene to tell us what's going on right outside our windows.
I'm sure that, to most people, he's just the CBS weatherman. I, on the other hand, always feel like I'm getting my updates from All My Children's Will Cortland (and Will wasn't exactly the trustworthy sort).
Watch a classic clip of him in action below:
Now do you see why I don't trust him to give me the time of day? Or the temperature?