WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PHOTO?

What is wrong with this Guiding Light photo?

A) Average snowfall in the Midwest this winter was 38 inches. This is clearly three inches at most.

B) Alan Spaulding would never wear a red power tie. Too 1980s.

C) Where's the cast-iron "S" on the front gate?

D) Alan Spaulding is smiling.

Happy April Fool's Day from The PGP Classic Soaps Blog!